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TIME-LESS VOICES/BEFORE I FALL ASLEEP

Are We Not Tired of the Same Ohl, Same Ohl

Title: Holders of Secrets and Those Who Tell Lies: A Comedic Reflection

By Admin. Liaison, JayP & V.P. at www.369.energy

Published on March 7, 2024

Authors: Pierpoint and Pierpoint

In a world where secrets are currency, and lies are the language of choice, we find ourselves tangled in a web of deceit spun by the Sneaky Snake Type Personality. Picture this: a marriage built on trust, or so it seems. But behind closed doors, our Sneaky Snake is slithering around, cheating on their partner faster than you can say “prenup.” They’ll do the unthinkable to keep their secrets hidden, like hiding a second phone under the mattress or pretending that late-night “business meetings” are a quirky hobby. But alas, the moment of truth arrives, like an evil magician revealing their tricks, and ugliness takes the stage. Lesson learned? If your spouse starts collecting secret phones like tarot cards, it might be time to reassess the relationship.

Now, onto the Blindsided by Secrets and talks of thievery by others type personality. Imagine a person who’s as trustworthy as a cat guarding a canary cage. You know the type—they’ll steal your lunch from the office fridge and then deny it with a straight face. But it’s not just sandwiches they’re swiping; it’s big-ticket items, too. We’re talking embezzlement-level shenanigans here. The kind of behavior that makes you question humanity’s moral compass. So, if your coworker starts showing up to work in a new Tesla every week, maybe it’s time to ask some questions. Or better yet, invest in a padlock for your lunchbox.

And what about those who keep pretending to be the motherly type? Oh, the horror! They’ll shower you with hugs and homemade cookies while secretly plotting your downfall. It’s like being wrapped in a warm blanket of betrayal. Picture this: a mother more interested in her Instagram feed than her offspring. She’ll promise to be there for you through thick and thin, but she’s nowhere to be found when push comes to shove. It’s a heartbreaking realization, like finding out Santa Claus is just a dude in a red suit. So, if your mom starts prioritizing her selfie game over your emotional well-being, it may be time to find a new role model or, better yet, start a conversation.

Unraveling the Threads of Deceit, Because We Took Notice of Those Downfalls:

Wait for it, the enigma of maternal responsibility—or lack thereof. Picture this: a mother who’s more like a perpetual enabler, coddling her grown-ass adult son like he’s still in diapers. She’ll defend his laziness with an unmatched fervor, blaming the world for his inability to find a job or pursue an education. It’s like watching a circus act where the clown is also the ringmaster, juggling excuses faster than you can say, “Get a job, you lazy bum!” Meanwhile, her foul mouth abusive son lounges at home, smoking marijuana and playing video games, all while entertaining a parade of equally unmotivated partners to lay up with. Who is to blame for these actions and inactions?

It’s a tragicomedy of errors, where the punchline is the mother’s insistence on playing the role of caretaker to a man-child who refuses to grow up. But where does the burden of truth lie in this absurdity of parenting? Is it the mother’s fault for enabling her son’s perpetual adolescence, or has the societal expectations of motherhood failed to prepare her for the harsh realities of raising a responsible adult? Perhaps the answer lies somewhere in between, buried beneath layers of denial and enabling.

But wait, the heartbreaking reality of parents enabling their grown children to the point of sacrificing their retirement dreams. Picture this: a couple in their golden years, toiling away at jobs they should have long left behind, all because they’ve become the permanent safety net for their adult offspring. It’s a tragic cycle of dependency, where the parents’ hopes and aspirations take a backseat to their children’s inability or unwillingness to stand on their own two feet. As the years pass, the specter of retirement grows dimmer, overshadowed by the looming burden of financial support for their grown children. It’s a scenario that paints a bleak picture of family dynamics and speaks to a more significant societal breakdown in values and responsibility. What does the future hold when parents are resigned to eternal caregiving with no respite in sight? It’s a sobering thought that forces us to confront the harsh realities of our present and the uncertain terrain of our future.

Now, onto another scenario with you chuckling and scratching your head simultaneously. Picture this: a family reunion where the skeletons in the closet are more like elephants in the room, impossible to ignore yet somehow overlooked. It’s a comedy of errors as relatives gather around the dinner table, exchanging pleasantries while silently sizing each other up like contestants in a twisted game show. But as the wine flows and inhibitions fade, the facade of familial harmony begins to crack, revealing the messy truths hidden beneath the surface. From long-held grudges to scandalous secrets, it’s a veritable soap opera played in real-time, with dramatic revelations and awkward silences. And yet, amidst the chaos and confusion, there’s a sense of catharsis as old wounds are finally aired out and buried once and for all. It’s a reminder that sometimes, laughter is the best medicine, even when laced with a healthy dose of truth serum.

In conclusion, folks, it’s essential to stay vigilant when it comes to navigating the treacherous waters of deceit and betrayal. Don’t be afraid to call out shady behavior when you see it, whether it’s your spouse, coworker, or dear old mom. After all, laughter may be the best medicine, but a healthy dose of critical thinking never hurt anyone. So, grab your popcorn, sit back, and enjoy the show—don’t forget to bring your moral compass along for the ride.

Let’s talk about it: Unraveling the Threads of Deceit: A Comedic Journey of Self-Reflection.

On the grand Stage of Life, there exists those who will claim forgetfulness as their shield against responsibility. Picture this: your friend who conveniently forgets to return the money they borrowed or your colleague who conveniently forgets about the deadline they promised to meet. It’s as if their memory is a selective sieve, filtering out anything they deem unworthy of their attention. But let’s not be fooled by their amnesia antics; behind those innocent eyes lies a master manipulator, weaving a web of deceit so intricate that even Sherlock Holmes would be impressed. So, next time someone tries to pull the wool over your eyes with their forgetful façade, don’t hesitate to whip out your mental magnifying glass and uncover the truth.

Now, onto the Sneaky Snake Type Personality, those treacherous souls who thrive on deception and betrayal. Imagine a scenario where a business partner is not just short-changing you but actively siphoning off profits faster than you can say “crypto crash.” It’s a modern-day heist, with spreadsheets replacing ski masks and white-collar criminals replacing the classic bank robbers. But fear not, dear reader, for justice will prevail, and karma is one heck of a bookkeeper. If your partner starts talking in spreadsheets rather than sentences, it might be time to audit your relationship before you find yourself in the red.

But what about those who pretend to be the epitome of goodwill and altruism? Yes, the “Wow, so they did not have true intentions” personality type. Imagine a charity organizer more interested in lining their pockets than helping those in need. It’s like discovering that your favorite superhero is secretly a supervillain in disguise. They’ll smile and shake your hand while simultaneously pickpocketing your wallet, leaving you wondering if they were ever on your side. So, next time someone offers you a helping hand, check if there’s a hidden agenda up their sleeve.

And let’s not forget about the family and friends who betray our trust in the most unexpected ways. Picture this: your cousin who borrows your car and returns it with a dent the size of Texas, claiming they have no idea how it got there. It’s like a slap in the face wrapped in a blanket of denial, leaving you questioning the fabric of familial bonds. But fear not, dear reader, for forgiveness is a powerful tool in the arsenal of self-preservation. So, remember to bolt them down the next time Aunt Mildred asks to borrow your prized possessions.

In conclusion, dear reader, the journey through the web of deceit and betrayal may be treacherous but enlightening. In the darkness of deception, we find the light of self-awareness shining bright. So, let us arm ourselves with laughter, critical thinking, and a healthy dose of skepticism as we navigate the murky waters of human nature. After all, the greatest secret of all is the one we keep from ourselves.

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